Last Friday I went to the psychic fair at the Convention Centre; being poor, but wanting to have at least a little fun, I went for the cheap & cheesy computer reading. As the printout suggests, I am not taking this seriously by any means, but as a form of entertainment; a few things seem to apply to me or my personality (as I see myself), & some things completely puzzle me. Here’s what the computer spit out after analysing my name & birthdate (I have reproduced the printout, random capitalizations & all): YOUR PSYCHE SECRETS You were BORN with these MOTIVES but you can CHOOSE your ACTIONS! At the very core of your being is a deep NEED FOR A CHALLENGE & FOR FREEDOM which is expressed in your character & actions by making you…a risk-taker/ a good sport/ enthusiastic/ optimistic/ adaptable/ versatile/ freedom-loving/ fond of travel & the outdoors/ adventurous/ open-minded/ frank & sincere. Try NOT to become…careless/ irresponsible/ foolishly optimistic/ restless/ prone to exaggerate or go to extremes/ too blunt/ tactless/ unable to complete anything/ or a gambler! Erin, your deepest EMOTIONAL needs for security & satisfaction are met when you can BE FREE TO EXPRESS YOUR UNIQUE INDIVIDUALITY and your INVENTIVE & INTUITIVE MENTAL ENERGIES – and BE FREE TO INTERACT WITH MANY & VARIED PEOPLE and MAKE A MEANINGFUL CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD. You cultivate a network of friends & contacts and might dedicate yourself to a cause. When your needs are NOT being met you MAY…rationalize or over-analyze your emotions/ be over-active/ rebel/ or make sudden changes. To describe your MENTAL & COMMUNICATING style say these seven S’s…Skeptical. Secretive. Stubborn. Sarcastic. Scathing. Shrewd. The 7th is Suspicious so you got the worst first! Now say six nice P-words…Psychic. Penetrating. Probing. Personal. Passionate. Powerful. You love to dig deep for facts or deeper understanding of…skeletons in closets/ secrets of the human soul or psyche/ Nature’s mysteries/ the meaning of life. You find flaws in traditional ideas & can forcefully push your own! Your way of showing and seeking AFFECTION comes from the idealistic or philosophical orientation. You want honest and open relationships and you feel more comfortable when you both share the same views on ethics & morals or philosophy or religion. You are particularly attracted to partners who have philosophical or spiritual interests or have a higher education. You love travel and may be attracted to people from foreign countries or other races. Try not to be too blunt or moralistic. The greatest LESSONS you learn in this life will be about WORK & SERVICE. You started with a NEED to be of service & be useful but a FEAR of being subservient & being used. Eventually you will learn that to be happy you must be dedicated to some clearly-defined PURPOSE. If you won’t learn then Life can teach you the hard way…with LOSS of self-respect or LIMITATIONS on your success & satisfaction. Find your purpose and SERVE it without resenting routine & avoiding the dirty work. YOUR RELATIONSHIP SECRETS Anyone born near the following dates is likely to produce some kind of ENERGY between you! It may be anything from warmth to heat; or from challenge to open conflict! Those of the same sex tend to disturb or irritate or threaten you -- or make you feel tend to disturb or irritate or threaten you – or make you feel like arguing or competing or even fighting. Yet those of the preferred sex still cause feelings of rivalry or irritation…but also generate an exciting SEXUAL MAGNETISM that sometimes produces PASSION – or even some type of love/hate relationship. Dates any year: within 5 days of AUG 25 NOV 24 FEB 20 MAY 23 People born near any of the following four dates (especially on the FIRST) inspire mutual TRUST and CONFIDENCE and BENEVOLENCE. Likely there will be an instinctive DESIRE TO HELP AND PROTECT EACH OTHER. You tend to bring out the best in one another; and could ENCOURAGE and INSPIRE each other and benefit each other in material and spiritual ways. In a relationship with those born near the 2nd & 4th dates there’s a less positive effect than with the 1st date; and there could be a conflict in ideals or ethics. Dates any year: within 5 days of AUG 31 NOV 30 FEB 26 MAY 29 People born near the 1st and 3rd of the following dates tend to provide you with AN ENCOURAGING & INSPIRING & VITALIZING ENERGY to offset any of your doubts and fears or negative feelings. You may come to depend on their positive effect and may form A LONG AND LOYAL BOND which is hard to break. BUT you may ALSO tend to have a confining or limiting effect on them or be overly demanding or critical or disciplinary with them. With those born near the 2nd or 4th dates these negative tendencies are most likely. Dates any year: within 5 days of SEPT 17 DEC 17 MAR 15 JUN 15 People born near the following 4 dates appear to you as UNIQUE or UNPREDICTABLE… even FASCINATING or PUZZLING. Your relationship with them will likely involve a series of SEPARATIONS & ABSENCES due to circumstances or moves or travel – or in some cases there could be an on-again-off-again affair due to sudden splits and reconciliations. People of the preferred sex born on the FIRST date may produce sudden & strong INFATUATIONS; people born on the other dates incite reactions of impatience/annoyance/rebellion. Dates any year: within 5 days of NOV 14 FEB 10 MAY 12 AUG 14 Erin, you will find that the CLOSER a person’s MONTH and DAY of birth are to these dates the stronger and more noticeable the effect will be. Anyone born on or near these dates in ANY YEAR will likely create the effect to some degree at least. RELATIONSHIP SECRETS – PART 2 Erin, you are likely to react to the EGO of anyone born near the following dates; whether it is a conscious & noticeable reaction or an unconscious subtle feeling you can’t explain. Their Ego or Will is either so SIMILAR or so DIFFERENT from yours that it can create stress between you. If they are the same sex you likely feel challenged or irritated; or even unexplainably hostile. Yet if they are of the preferred sex you may feel drawn by or even excited by the same differences that challenge or irritate you! Dates any year: within 5 days of NOV 24 FEB 21 MAY 23 AUG 25 People born near the following dates have the type of character that affects you the most in an EMOTIONAL sense. People born on or near the FIRST date make you feel comfortable & safe & secure and you may find a close friend or even a lifelong mate born on or near this date. People born near the 3rd date likely make you feel emotionally stimulated or challenged; of if they’re of the preferred sex they attract and even fascinate you. People born near the 2nd or 4th dates may seem pushy or intimidating. Dates any year: within 5 days of FEB 6 MAY 7 AUG 9 NOV 9 Anyone born near the following dates very likely stimulates you MENTALLY. Those born near the FIRST date are easy to talk to and may seem to share your ideas and way of thinking. Those born near the 3rd date challenge your ideas and make a great “sounding board” or opponent in debates. People born on or near the 2nd or 4th dates seem to have a way of thinking so very much at odds with your own…either you just can’t UNDERSTAND them; or you find yourself disagreeing or arguing with them all the time. Dates any year: within 5 days of NOV 13 FEB 9 MAY 11 AUG 13 When you are with someone born near the following dates you’re likely to feel some unexplained or even unnoticed need to PLEASE them or make them LIKE you. If they’re of the preferred sex you may even act flirtatious or coy in a bid to get their attention; and if they are born near the FIRST date you are likely very much attracted to them because some qualities in their basic nature match your subconscious image of the ideal mate. You generally tend to get along well with people born on these dates. Dates any year: within 5 days of DEC 18 MAR 16 JUN 16 SEP 18 Erin, you will find that the CLOSER a person’s MONTH and DAY of birth are to these dates the stronger and more noticeable the effect will be. Anyone born on or near these dates in ANY YEAR will likely create the effect to some degree at least. YOUR ROMANCE SECRETS You spell L-O-V-E with four C’s…Companionship; Communication; Closeness; Continuity! SHARING is the key to romantic relations for YOU. You need personal involvement & intimacy –something casual dating can’t satisfy. If love becomes an expression of closeness and communication you will find passion at its peak! You’re happiest when you & your lover can be together a lot and share intellectual interests in a long-term love relationship. Friendly relations before physical relations makes loving fun. You are very sociable & love to meet people & listen to them & analyze their motivations. You like close but brief encounters –especially with unconventional or unusual people. You can remain emotionally detached & don’t get involved with others’ problems –but you are helpful & understanding & over objective advice. You are prone to rationalizing though –and often fail to deal with a loved one’s bad behaviour towards you. You need freedom & space in your relationships --& communication! You may think yourself very emotional but really you’re quite emotionally detached –you just THINK about your emotions a lot and have a compulsion to analyze & talk about feelings with your partners. Notice the series of detached & unsatisfying affairs of your youth with partners who were too busy…too far away…too neurotic…or too married to ever give the type of emotional support you seem to need. What you really want is a lover who can be your best friend & share honest & open communication. You need the type of man who is able to keep you interested by variety & change of pace. Also one who gives you compliments. You can be idealistic in love & seek a mental & spiritual kinship more than an emotional reaction. You prefer a “pal” to a more passionate partner –especially one who won’t fence you in. You’re honest & open about your feelings…maybe too blunt! You’re attracted to the type of man who is intelligent & practical & conventional – and you can make you feel important. You amorous & aggressive energies tend to be expressed in an analytic intellectual way & in your search for perfection. Physical needs are strong – but not necessarily tied to love. You’re critical and discriminating in your choice of partners – making you “hard to get” or maybe just too darn fussy! You let logic control your passions and can act cool & detached in situations where others would react emotionally. If someone meets your high standards you can be a loyal long-term lover. YOUR SEDUCTION SECRETS Erin, you are often attracted to a man who’s intelligent & well-mannered & well-dressed & practical & reliable –especially if he’s neat & clean. Appearances are important to you – not so much looks but looking “proper” – but few are “perfect” enough. Your mind works in mysterious ways & you’re intrigued & excited so much by secret sex or mysterious partners that you’ll often create an air of secrecy when secrecy isn’t needed – just to enhance the excitement. You are drawn to the dark & dangerous side of sex to need to try all the sexual variations that intrigue you because repressing your desires frustrates you but expressing them with a willing partner enhances the sexual experience & self-understanding. Don’t use sex as a power play. Erin, you’re most likely to date or mate the Aquarius type. Men born near the following dates are very likely to ATTRACT you in some way AT FIRST GLANCE! They catch your eye somehow and may even catch your fancy if age and appearance suit you too. It is possible one may be your Soul Mate or a “Love At First Sight”! Regardless of whether they are attractive or available they somehow attract your ATTENTION at the very least. IF there is also a sexual attraction it will be romantic & exciting & HARD TO RESIST – even if it’s unattainable or unsuitable or unlawful! Dates any year: within 5 days of JAN 1 MAR 30 JUL 1 OCT 2 You are often attracted to the man who is intelligent and free spirited and independent and a good conversationalist. Should he keep you guessing or be a bit off-beat or unconventional he’ll fascinate you – but if he’s too emotional you’ll pass. Erin, you are often attracted to a man who displays high moral and ethical standards and lives up to your ideals of honesty and integrity – and even more if he could teach you something or be a spiritual guide. You want honesty & friendship & fun. You’re a playful & good-natured lover who finds inner thighs & hips are erogenous zones. You can be aroused by anyone playing with your hair. You’re seduced by clever conversation & a real sucker for flattery! An incurable flirt…you’re also a tease in bed and like to see a lover lose control! Your prime purpose is your own orgasm and you may have lots…even if lighter. You prefer the “tried & true” -- & aren’t interested in sex toys or experiments. But you may be fascinated by dogs & horses… You were BORN with these MOTIVES but you can CHOOSE your ACTIONS! ELECTRO – TAROT READING The 22 Major and 56 Minor Arcana electronic “TAROT cards” were randomly “shuffled” three times then three were drawn from three positions chose. The TAROT may reveal clues to UNDERSTANDING or RESOLVING things…but it speaks by SYMBOLS (as do your dreams). Card 1, THE PAST SITUATION: The PAGE of COINS Card The meanings of the card in the PAST position focus on what has already happened and what really CREATED the present situation. If you see WHICH of these THEMES do apply to your recent PAST you will see WHICH issues & choices in life the NEXT cards refer to. A “Court Card” like a PAGE could signify…(1) a YOUNG PERSON in your life acting out any or all of the qualities or principles symbolised by the PAGE; (2) some of these traits or issues being applicable to YOU; or (3) any of these applying to the SITUATION. _studying something with interest _being realistic & down-to-earth _learning something new & useful _being practical and persevering _being patient and persistent _being cautious or conservative _self-study or formal education _an informative & useful message Card 2, THE PRESENT SITUATION: The KNIGHT of SWORDS Card The card in this position symbolizes one or more ISSUES which are at the root of the PRESENT situation…the REAL issues! Think about the various THEMES suggested by the card to realize WHICH ones confirm or clarify a decision you need to make NOW. A “Court Card” like a KNIGHT may signify…(1) an ADULT in one’s life who acts according to some of the qualities or principles symbolised by the card; (2) any of these traits or issues being applicable to YOU; or (3) any of these applying to the SITUATION. _acting on one’s ideas or beliefs _speaking one’s mind forcefully _having strong opinions & resolve _being mentally sharp & assertive _fighting with words for Truth _fighting for humanitarian ideals _being stimulating or persuasive _an unexpected event or situation Card 3, THE FUTURE RESOLUTION: The 7 of COINS Card (Reversed) ONE or more THEMES of the card positioned here reflect your own real expectations of the future RESOLUTION of the present issue. Changing your attitude or future actions can change this future. One of the card’s THEMES likely suggests or confirms a SOLUTION. A “Pip Card” (Ace to Ten) of the Suit of COINS is concerned more than anything else with MATERIAL and PRACTICAL things in life… money/possessions/property and making/building/growing things and learning/using/teaching skills – and seeking security. _disillusionment with one’s life _dissatisfaction with a career _little success after long effort _not feeling fulfilled with work _fruitless effort and frustration _loss or failure after much work _worries over investments or debt _thinking about giving up | 
